Monday, 26 August 2013

EVERYBODY - SOMEBODY - ANYBODY - NOBODY

There were 4 people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody

There was an important job to be done
And EVERYBODY was asked to do it
EVERYBODY was sure SOMEBODY would do it
ANYBODY could have done it
But NOBODY did it
SOMEBODY got angry that NOBODY did it
Because it was EVERYBODY's job
EVERYBODY thought ANYBODY could do it,
But NOBODY realized that EVERYBODY wouldn't do it
It ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY
When NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have done.

LESSON?

Sunday, 30 June 2013

missing you

I miss that hug,
I miss being with u,
I miss your talk,
I miss laughing with u,
I miss your soft hand,
I miss that kiss,
Shortly I miss you.
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE U­
Like if ur missing som1 special tonight

Saturday, 29 June 2013

JOKE: Pregnancy Letter

PREGNANCY LETTER

Dear Sylvester Eze (AKA SLY)

The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness.
I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness,
right now conceive is in me.
Mother is cry, Father is annoyance.
So come quickly or I dies. From ya Love,
Imabong.
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REPLY FROM Sylvester To Imabong

Dear Imabong, I warning u not to use my name in vain.
The thing we does the last time that I don't even last up to 2 mins,
now you are name calling me.

U think I don't knew about ya uncle Mike, that ya gateman,
Ben that barber inside ya street and that Shaibu d meruwa that supplying
water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness?

U thinking I doesn't knew you are dosing the same thing with them?
Now you are name calling me becos of that small thing we does the last time.
Let me informate u that it is not me oooh,
bcos the doctor test me and say I am impotency.

I'm warning u o.

Friday, 14 June 2013

God gives the best to those who...

God always give the best to those who leave the choice to Him

A woman's best perfume

A woman's best perfume is the fragrance of her man's success.

Stronger-Wiser-Happier

I am STRONGER because of my hard times,
WISER because of my mistakes,
And
HAPPIER because of my sad experiences.

I have learned

I have lived,
I have loved,
I have lost,
I haved missed,
I have hurt,
I have trusted,
I have made mistakes,
But most of all,
I have LEARNED!

What about about you?