There were 4 people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
There was an important job to be done
And EVERYBODY was asked to do it
EVERYBODY was sure SOMEBODY would do it
ANYBODY could have done it
But NOBODY did it
SOMEBODY got angry that NOBODY did it
Because it was EVERYBODY's job
EVERYBODY thought ANYBODY could do it,
But NOBODY realized that EVERYBODY wouldn't do it
It ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY
When NOBODY did what ANYBODY could have done.
LESSON?
Monday, 26 August 2013
Sunday, 30 June 2013
missing you
I miss that hug,
I miss being with u,
I miss your talk,
I miss laughing with u,
I miss your soft hand,
I miss that kiss,
Shortly I miss you.
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE U
Like if ur missing som1 special tonight
I miss being with u,
I miss your talk,
I miss laughing with u,
I miss your soft hand,
I miss that kiss,
Shortly I miss you.
I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE U
Like if ur missing som1 special tonight
Saturday, 29 June 2013
JOKE: Pregnancy Letter
PREGNANCY LETTER
Dear Sylvester Eze (AKA SLY)
The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness.
I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness,
right now conceive is in me.
Mother is cry, Father is annoyance.
So come quickly or I dies. From ya Love,
Imabong.
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REPLY FROM Sylvester To Imabong
Dear Imabong, I warning u not to use my name in vain.
The thing we does the last time that I don't even last up to 2 mins,
now you are name calling me.
U think I don't knew about ya uncle Mike, that ya gateman,
Ben that barber inside ya street and that Shaibu d meruwa that supplying
water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness?
U thinking I doesn't knew you are dosing the same thing with them?
Now you are name calling me becos of that small thing we does the last time.
Let me informate u that it is not me oooh,
bcos the doctor test me and say I am impotency.
I'm warning u o.
Dear Sylvester Eze (AKA SLY)
The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness.
I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness,
right now conceive is in me.
Mother is cry, Father is annoyance.
So come quickly or I dies. From ya Love,
Imabong.
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REPLY FROM Sylvester To Imabong
Dear Imabong, I warning u not to use my name in vain.
The thing we does the last time that I don't even last up to 2 mins,
now you are name calling me.
U think I don't knew about ya uncle Mike, that ya gateman,
Ben that barber inside ya street and that Shaibu d meruwa that supplying
water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness?
U thinking I doesn't knew you are dosing the same thing with them?
Now you are name calling me becos of that small thing we does the last time.
Let me informate u that it is not me oooh,
bcos the doctor test me and say I am impotency.
I'm warning u o.
Friday, 14 June 2013
Stronger-Wiser-Happier
I am STRONGER because of my hard times,
WISER because of my mistakes,
And
HAPPIER because of my sad experiences.
WISER because of my mistakes,
And
HAPPIER because of my sad experiences.
I have learned
I have lived,
I have loved,
I have lost,
I haved missed,
I have hurt,
I have trusted,
I have made mistakes,
But most of all,
I have LEARNED!
What about about you?
I have loved,
I have lost,
I haved missed,
I have hurt,
I have trusted,
I have made mistakes,
But most of all,
I have LEARNED!
What about about you?
Love is not all about ...
LOVE
Isn't all about flirting, hugs, kisses and sex.
Love is about having the ability to take all those things (mentioned above) away and still having feelings for that person.
Isn't all about flirting, hugs, kisses and sex.
Love is about having the ability to take all those things (mentioned above) away and still having feelings for that person.
Don't throw your love away
YES! Love sucks,
Emotions sucks,
Feeling sucks,
Life itself sucks,
Don't throw your love away when it comes knocking,
For u might not find it again.
Emotions sucks,
Feeling sucks,
Life itself sucks,
Don't throw your love away when it comes knocking,
For u might not find it again.
Mom visits son for dinner
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives
with a girl as a roommate.
During his meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty his roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between
the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening
... while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there's more between
him and his roommate. Reading his mom's thought, his son
volunteered,
"I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to
him saying, "Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver plate.
You don't suppose your mother
took it,do you?
He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her
just to be sure!"
He sat down and wrote, Dear mom, After your visit me, the silver plate has
been missing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver
plate from my house, and I'm not saying
that you don't take it, but the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email
from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you
don't sleep with her: but the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by
now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
with a girl as a roommate.
During his meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty his roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between
the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening
... while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there's more between
him and his roommate. Reading his mom's thought, his son
volunteered,
"I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to
him saying, "Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver plate.
You don't suppose your mother
took it,do you?
He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her
just to be sure!"
He sat down and wrote, Dear mom, After your visit me, the silver plate has
been missing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver
plate from my house, and I'm not saying
that you don't take it, but the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email
from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you
don't sleep with her: but the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by
now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
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