JOKE: Pregnancy Letter

PREGNANCY LETTER

Dear Sylvester Eze (AKA SLY)

The thing we are does the last time are take effectiveness.
I told you to use preventiveness but instead you choose sweetness,
right now conceive is in me.
Mother is cry, Father is annoyance.
So come quickly or I dies. From ya Love,
Imabong.
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REPLY FROM Sylvester To Imabong

Dear Imabong, I warning u not to use my name in vain.
The thing we does the last time that I don't even last up to 2 mins,
now you are name calling me.

U think I don't knew about ya uncle Mike, that ya gateman,
Ben that barber inside ya street and that Shaibu d meruwa that supplying
water to ya yard. Are all of them using preventiveness?

U thinking I doesn't knew you are dosing the same thing with them?
Now you are name calling me becos of that small thing we does the last time.
Let me informate u that it is not me oooh,
bcos the doctor test me and say I am impotency.

I'm warning u o.